The tooth... the tooth... remember the tooth...

I have to give Josh a little bit of a hard time about those teeth. The last time I saw Josh holding teeth in his hand he was trying to squeeze more cash out of the tooth fairy. He's the only kid I knew who would set an acceptable price on used teeth.

Me fail english? That's unpossible!

I don't know what the hell Josh has been smoking lately I can't understand any of the stuff he has been writing. I do appreciate the comic book stuff, but he needs to include more Batman stuff and get away from this superhero of the moment crap. Oh by the way Josh, be sure you post my stuff with the correct spelling. You're making me look like a tard.

I've made corrections in bold. -Josh

Bad Dates.

Hey folks spoke with our favorite line cutters. Yep thats right Big Steve and Cousin Dave. Both are doing well and said they visit the site regularly. I believe Dave he comes and looks in daily. It's nice to know they are keepin an eye on us. Hey if you are stopping by feel free to sign in and say hi. Not a lot has happened this week but we have a lot of things on the burner. I don't want to give out too much at this time but news is forthcoming soon.

How about those stinkin Survivors. Hey was that a bombshell when Jenna left or what? I have to give it to her though she made the effort and I can find no fault with that. I'm sure it took a lot of courage to give it the try with mom still sick, so no harm no foul. Jenna if your out there, Josh and I send our sincerest sympathies to you and your family.

Ok here is my bet for the final outcome of Survivor All Stars drum roll please....... Richard Hatch. The fella has the mentality to out think and out wit each and everyone of them Cathy will be second she is keeping a low profile and plays the game with all her cards close to her chest. These are my official top two at this time. Ok enough of that I don't want to waste any more time with the number 2 reality show on TV. It's all about the Race anyway. Josh call home sometime ok?

They say it's your birthday

What is this about Darth Vaders Bday? If we are going to list Bdays lets put Roy Rogers Birthday up there since he was the greatest cowboy of all times and my personal childhood hero. By the way it was Nov. 5th for those of you who want to know a real persons birthday. And remember fans Darth wore a black hat but Roy always wore a white hat.

Now I challenge you to find a true hollywood icon's Birthday, thats right, Lancelot Link.

Electioneering

Ok folks, I am going to start campaigning now for “The Amazing Race All Stars.” I have a good feeling it will take place. Anyway, I am officially throwing in my ball cap and Josh’s beanie into the ring. Now you ask yourself, "Why would you want to put yourself through that ordeal?” And no I don't mean the Race, (you know Josh) well here is the hook. Thanks in part to the Race, Josh and I came home friends ( believe it or not). And you say, “Well what fun is that?” Well here is the question, now that we are friends again will we race better? Will we still argue? Will Josh still be controlling, and will I again be put on the Weezer diet? Will I get all my speaking moments edited out so that I appear to be mute? And will Josh get to say tits again on national tv? Let me ask you when was the last time the poor man got to get one over on the rich and famous (think LA plane tickets). In fact I am willing to bet that if we race again we will come home with all the cash. What a great experiment, will they do better because they understand each better? Will it all fall apart in under the stress, or will they fail again because some local isn't aware of his surroundings? If you were a fan of Weezer and Geezer, now is the time to email CBS and tell them, No INSIST! that Weezer and Geezer return to the small screen. Hey, I already bought a new ball cap, just for the occasion.

Franks and Beans

As I said, Josh is full of beans. You are required to get a physical before the interviews, it's just that Josh and I got a surprise call that caught us off guard so we did not get our physicals beforehand. Aww now he remembers. Right kiddo? thats what I thought. Anyways, how about that new show "My Big Fat Obnoxious fiancé?" Did I spell that right? Anyway that guy deserves an Oscar for his role. If you have not caught the show you have to tune in, it's one of the better of that genre. Oh and by the way Chris can chime in all he wants no one listens to him anyway. And you got that straight from the jackasses mouth. Gotta go got stuff to get done. See you.