Cross dressers, nipple rings, and robot cavemen

Preview night. This was the line to get in. Nerds tend to bunch up when freebies are on the line.

I haven't gone by the name of Obi Wan Kenobi since, oh before you were born!

I call it "Portrait of an uncomfortable Asian girl in a Transformers costume."

You can't see it in the photo but Hawkman had some big nipple rings.

Every single person dressed as Link was female, yet traditionally Link is known to have a penis.

It's a little known fact that every girl can look hot in a slave Leia costume.

ANGRY CAVEMAN ROBOT!