Where ever you go, there you are.

So Rob C. fucking lost. God damn those people for voting him out I really wanted him to do it.
My pick for winner is gone. I'm so sad.

That guy's wise.

Wisdom teeth came out today. I was awake the whole time...

Two men enter, one man leaves.

First gay marriages, now this. The Robolympics are in full effect. It's not really Battlebots because these things are less like lawnmowers and more like Transformers.

I'm so hungry, I could eat a bowl of lard with a hair in it.

Priorities people.

Shouldn't these guys be trying to cure cancer? Instead they're diligently working to stop me from eating snack cakes. Next on their list is a cure for cotton mouth.

Call me Ishmael.

That Moby is one wacky guy. He's admitted to imitating an "outraged right wing voter" in chat rooms in order to sway people away from Bush in the election. He makes false claims that Bush drove an underage girl to an abortion clinic, but Larry Flynt is publishing a book where this is apparently reported to be true. We'll see. This is going to be one fucked-up election year though.

No time for love Dr. Jones.

The Dr. love Super Baby Making Show? Holy Christ that makes The Amazing Race seem kinda dull.
If not for the "baby" part I'd be all over this.

Spidey sense tingling!

This is one dedicated dork. He went and made scans of every Spiderman comic ever printed. (As far as I know. I haven't gone through every issue in his archives.) It's pretty cool if you're looking for an old issue but only remember what the cover looks like, and not the number, this is the place for you.
My personal favorite:

Burn the witch!

Apparently the top secret review board that decides what programs should be close captioned has decided to stop providing this service for all programs that mention Witchcraft. Now if I ever go deaf I'm fucked when it comes to watching Buffy reruns. Nice to see that superstitious fucks still have a modicum of power in this country.

The Flat Earth Society strikes again!

You smoke too much Pip.

Got an email from a twopper about her friend's sister's cousin's aunt's former roomates rap fellowship.
The Lords of the Rhymes are doing some shows in L.A. and S.F. this month and I think it actually looks like it might be pretty cool. For one thing they claim to channel Illuvitar, and you know I'm down for the Silmarillion shit. And hell, even if it sucks it'll be funny. It's win win.

Search and Destroy

If you're looking for Dick Gephardt, or wondering why he looks like Batman you're probably at the wrong site.
Likewise, if for some reason you are looking for a cure for fruit punch mouth, you are again most likely in the you're probably at the wrong place. How we climbed so high in those rankings but not the rankings for The Amazing Race is beyond me.