A winner is you!

So here's the deal with Mouse Adventure. It's an Amazing Race styled event modeled after "Minnie's Moonlight Madness" in which teams of 2-4 race through the park solving puzzles, answering trvia questions, and performing various tasks within an alotted time. A friend of mine has been competing in this event for a couple of years now, and in fact won so many times that he was banned from ever winning again. Because of this some of us decided to name our team after him and win in his honor.

We actually came pretty close too.

We ended up coming in roughly 5th out of 99 teams and took home the prize for "Best New Team."

At least I can win at something

We need more gorillas in our empty lives.

More photos from Mouse Adventure and a ton from The Wizard World comic con.

The hippos are only dangerous when they blow bubbles and wiggle their ears.

I threw up some photoz from this weekend's Mouse Adventure. More pics and explaination to come as soon as I get on top of this mountain of work.

It would be more "real" if they put us on an island and gave us weapons.

We got our Reality Central party invites in the mail today. I'm sure it will be rife with reality tv whores. I'm bringing the camera and an accomplice in order to get you guys a decent rundown of the evenings events. Maybe if we're lucky we'll bump into Reichen and Chip.

Jet Li + Donnie Yen = Awesomeness

I found out yesterday that Hero is getting a domestic release and will be unedited for American audiences. You all owe it to yourselves to go see this come July or August when it's released. Hero to me is the fantasy martial arts genre at it's finest.

Also, WTF is up with that stupid Survivor clip show this week? I declare that reality tv recap shows officially suck gigantic ass.

Insert "Swingers" quote here.

It certainly would be cool if some of those Amazing Race 5 Contestants decided to have a premiere party in Vegas. I know that the Geez and I would be up for it. I just wonder if I should make reservations. Any way you shake it, I feel the urge to lose some cash at the roulette tables.

Oh and a pirate could totally take a ninja in a fight.

Only impossible in your mind

The Amazing Race 6 is now accepting applications. If you choose to apply I recommend at least one person having a purple mohawk. It worked for us.
(Thanks to Sonic for the heads up.)

Inquiring minds want to know

Sources inside the establishment of the evil eye have leaked that TAR5 will debut shortly after Survivor All Stars ends, and not in June as it had been erroneously reported. You heard it here first and you heard it here correctly.

If anything he's my sidekick.

Tara has somehow gotten it into her head that I am Chris' "sidekick." This was all revealed in an email she sent a bunch of race whores this week.

Tara, if you're reading (and I highly doubt you are,) let it be known that Chris is most definitely my sidekick.

Punch, kick it's all in the mind

Leave it to my old man to write a post about friggin girl scout cookies. I'm having a hard time with this season of Survivor. Honestly everyone is so frigging entertaining that it sucks to see anyone go. I was pleasantly surprised to see Lex make a power play. He'll be one to follow after the merge. I however suspect we'll just see Rob continue to dominate these people.

I spent a little more time checking out Chris' late as fuck website. (Shit, season 5 is starting soon and he finally joins the party?)

This weekend I'm heading to Wizard World. It'll be nerdtastic. I'll be sure to take tons of pictures for the site, because If you haven't been to con some of this shit has to be seen to be believed.

What's with these homies?

Click that shit to see a preview clip from the upcoming =w= dvd, "Video Capture Device."

We technically were "Across The Sea"

The greatest band in the world has put our siteon their front page. Fan-fucking-tastic. The Blue album SE and the new DVD both come out on the 23rd. Don't miss them.

He will learn patience.

Well, well, well. It looks like Chris finally got his shit up. The flash intro is GOLDEN. So check it out, talk some shit. I don't care. It's nice to finally have him online so we can do our Season Three Recaps.

Whatevs.

Sue quit because she wanted a bigger payday. Her options were to stay on the island for another month and a possible shot at a mil, or go home pissed off and sue for a guaranteed couple.
So lame.

Ladies! Ladies! Ladies!

So the big ball of insanity that is AR5 finished filming last week. (Search your feelings, you know it to be true.) And I was handed an inside scoop that this years teams make a jump through Central and South America, and then hop a plane to Egypt. Should be interesting to say the least.