FWD: Funny

The next person who sends me the link to the wedding dress auction will recieve a trojan virus.

Help me Obi Wan Kenobi... You're my only hope.

Help stop the corporate branding of America by giving Nike the big swooshing finger

Loretta Lynn + Jack White = Your head asplode

Whoever you are, regardless of your musical tastes, you should go buy this Album.

Loretta Lynn has put out one of the coolest country albums I've ever heard. (Thanks in no small part to the production/guitar of Jack White).
Go get it.

We be clubbin.

Wow, dad's nicotine fit rant is pretty gold today. While I don't hold quite the same opinion of Rob as him. (I think he is playing masterfully, but I would rather see someone else outsmart him. If not just for entertainment value.) I've got to agree with him on one point. Shii Ann to Chaboga Mogo:

For another three days at least...

Comedy?

Comedy.

What praytell, is a ten-point palm-exploding heart technique?

Go see Kill Bill Volume 2. Now.
That is all.

O-ren Ishii, sho-bu wa mada tsuicha inai yo!

Kill Bill Vol 1, and the soundtrack to Kill Bill Vol 2 both come out today. Go get them. The soundtrack has some awesome stuff on it, and it will sell out quick. After I saw Vol 1 it took me nearly two weeks to find the soundtrack.

Big Brother is watching too much T.V.

I'm sure you've all heard that the premiere date for The Amazing Race 5 has been announced. It'll have a 90 minute premiere on July 13 at 9:30pm. After that it takes on it's death blow timeslot of 10pm.

They're killing the show I swear.

On top of that Variety is also reporting that one of the contestants is
Alison from Big Brother. It appears as if being on one show no longer disqualifies you from another.

I'm applying for Survivor. No one has forced me to starve myself and them compete in relay races for far too long.