Where's the sass?

Brandon and Nicole

Religious models from Texas? I'm sorry I prefer my christian kids to be outed Virgins thankyouverymuch. They're bound to be favorites, good looking people always are.

Allison and Donny

So wait, she was on Big Brother and now she's on the race? Does this mean that I can be on Survivor? I would like that, I'm pretty sure I'd end up in the "most hated" hall of fame.

Bob and Joyce

Now here's an odd story. Widowers who both lost their partners to cancer and then met on "an internet dating site." At the very least they can hope for a lucrative endorsement deal with match.com.

Charla and Mirna

Expect the entire show to revolve around the fact that Charla is a dwarf. The editors will play that up every single chance that they get. It'll be like they're virgins or something. I'd expect them to do well though. Being fluent in an assload of languages can only help you.

Chip and Kim

Their bio doesn't give much away about them other than telling us that CBS hates them for some reason and shows this by leaving them off of the main page.

Colin and Christie

Wait wait wait. Two beauty pageant winners? Jesus Christ the eye is really pushing the eye candy factor aren't they? I don't know about you but I don't plan on judging the marriage potential of someone by how well they do on a reality show. I'd prefer to say, make sure I can can stand to be with them for the rest of my life, that's just me though. But hey! Don't forget that they're from Texas! Texas!

Dennis and Erika

They seem like nice enough kids. Although skydiving naked seems like an odd thing to break an engagement off over.

Jim and Marsha

Father Daughter? I just hope she yells at him all the time. It'll make me feel better about our run.

Kami and Karla

They're doing the show because they want the money and to travel for free. I like the honesty. I do however hope that the references to that stupid Coors light commercial with the twins are kept to a minimum.

Linda and Karen

Bowling moms? Take note Steve, you and Dave can start an All-Race bowling team now.

Marshall and Lance

These two are my pick for this season's fan favorite. You can't go wrong with fat guys who own a pizza joint.

In all seriousness these guys are gonna get so much shit from the fans on the net, but for now I'm gonna say it's all undeserved. Once we find out who this season's assholes are things may change.

Keeping the brother down.

I see now. In the Bios section you can read about Chip and Kim but they aren't on the main page for some reason.

Whoa whoa whoa! Nice shootin tex!

Why are there 11 teams in the group shot and only 10 in the bios?

I have no "pre-hate" because "pre-hate" is retarded.

So it looks like AR5 is a go. The rumors of the show being bumped to February must have been false. Right on. No doubt people are going to be hating on the contestants already. But whatever. "Pre-hate" is for chodes. It's impossible to tell how these people are going to come across on T.V. at this point but I am stoked on the total lack of obvious alpha male teams. No offense intended to Marshall and Lance. This has to be like the whitest season ever though.

Y'all gonna make me lose my mind.

No updates from me for a while I know. Been busy you know?

The new season of the race supposedly starts on July 6th. That is unless it is delayed until the fall. And I've heard rumblings about some racers meeting in Vegas this summer...